| Entry #4 - Modern Religion |
[Sep. 15th, 2005|10:57 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  contemplative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Alane - Wes | ] |
Alright, I just got out of my first class that I have every Tuesday and Thursday. That would be World Religions. Strangely enough, the concept of religions has been on my mind for two days with no rest.
What happened is... There's a class I have on Tuesdays and Thursdays in the afternoon about World War II. I have a total of two and a half friends in that class. One's this guy that's kinda scary in his stalkeresque ways of me (and I thought it was only the over/underweight 20+ Asian guys who did this). His name is Kyle. I'm... kinda trying to avoid him now. Then, there's this girl who I don't know her name. We haven't been properly introduced yet, but she's fun to talk to, so, she's the one-half of my previously stated amount of friends in WWII class. Then, there's Alaina. She's a really fun person to talk to. She likes soccer, drawing, and manga... Stuff I like too, you know. So, we instantly relate, however, we have one big, big difference.
Now, I have had a bajillion Christian friends in the past, so don't go thinking I dislike Christians. She was brought up in a private Christian school in a rich neighborhood. (Er, moderate. Mine was like... Upper-lover class through lower-middle class.) Now, since my beliefs probably differ from hers a great amount, I decided I would try to avoid any conversation about religion.
However, last Tuesday, Prof. Maegi, the professor in our WWII class started talking about the Christian influences behind Hitler and the Nazis. So, once class was out, Alaina was a tad angry. She normally gives me a ride to my car, which I park about a block or two away from the school, so we talk for a while after class, inevitably. She talked about how Hitler and his Nazis were not Christians, but Satanists, rather.
Now, take this moment to realize that I am a Satanist by order of Sir Anton Szandor LaVey's teachings.
She went on to really stereotype what the Christian church has told her about Satanists and their evil ways. Of course, by their definition, Hitler was a Satanist, correct?
The Christian church says Satanists worship the devil himself, and cause others grief, agony, and suffering simply because it entertains them so. These people are also supposedly possessed or influenced by lesser demons and such, that cause them to do terrible things. They sacrifice animals, and small children... And they are spiteful towards good wholesome people, often trying to throw stones in their paths.
That, is the reason that I am hesitant to flounce up to anyone and say "Hey! I'm a Satanist." Because even non-Christians associate Satanist beliefs with the above...
LaVey beliefs consist of self-worship, which Alaina did bring up, though she didn't mention LaVey or his teachings at all. If she was speaking of LaVey beliefs, she would have been entirely wrong however... Since the Church of Satan wasn't even established until 1966, much after Hitler's reign. There is no way LaVey Satanism could have influenced him.
She later said something about devil worship when I inquired. It was a strange thing for her to speak about self-worship after saying, "Yeah, deavil worship."
My point beeeiiinnggg...
Hitler was not a Satanist. Do not associate my religion with that man. His dumb notives were not religious, they were racist, predjudiced, and hypocritical.
Really gotta avoid religious conversation with that girl... But part of me wants that conflict.
In other religious-type news. September 22. I am a Satanist, but I have been curiously idling around other, more traditional beliefs. I find celtic beliefs to be most interesting, and, well, lucky for me, my World Religions class requires that I visit two religious ceremonies ouside my own. September 22 is the Autumn Equinox... The Neo-Pagans/Wiccans celebrate Mabon at this time. I was invited by my best friend who is a Neo-Pagan to both attend and participate. I'm excited. It'll be quite the experience.
Lesse... What else do I wanna ramble about?
Life is well, I suppose. I'm getting anxious for next year, when I can move out. My parents are beginning to wear at my nerves.
Hwaahh... Hopefully that wasn't too full'a emotion for whoever may happen to read this. >.> I feel stuff!
Nice to put my thoughts in words. |
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| Entry #3 - Update of Lifey Stuff |
[Sep. 14th, 2005|11:42 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  rushed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei | ] |
Alright, this is gonna be a quick entry, 'cause I gotta run to class soon. I have about 10 minutes. (Slow writer.)
Okay, so, lesse... Yesterday, I was messing around with my avatar... movie thing that I was gonna make for Allakhazam. I spent 2 days on it, and then, when I converted it into a video, the framerates got all messed up... So, I simply gave up. I'll try again later. I aim to please the population of <a href="http://ffxi.allakhazam.com>Allakhazam</a>.
There's only 2 weekends left of the Renaissance Festival. That's kinda depressing. I have to remember to bring my digital camera so I can record fun shows like Vilification Tennis and Two Children Left Behind. Also, some of my leet Crystal Stixing power. (Yeah, I suck at it.)
Lesse... Five minutes left. What else do I want to ramble about?
No luck finding a job...
Uhm...
My grandmother was in the hospital this week for a brain tumor. Now she's home, and she can't see to her right. That's permanent. That also means that she can't drive, of course, so today I'm gonna drop by and see if she wants me to drive her anywhere, and just spend time with her. She's stuck in her house, all alone.
However, first, I would like to RP with Alveen. Alveen is one of my closest friends from FFXI, and as I am currently FFXIless and netless, she promised she would come on to AIM at about 1:00 CST to entertain my role playing withdrawals. So, I'm excited about that.
Eh! I really gotta go, but I have one last thing to say.
FALL IS SO HERE. It's friggin' cold outside. Minnesota Winters can be harsh. I'm not looking forward to it. Maybe I should go move in with Katie/Kate so I can just flounce across the street to get to school.
Alright. Now I begin my mad sprint for class. |
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| Post #2 - Vilification Tennis |
[Sep. 13th, 2005|02:09 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Jibun Kakumei 2003 - Miyavi | ] |
Alrighty. So, at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, there's a show at 12:30 PM at the Big Bear, every day of the festival. It's called Vilification Tennis. This is said to be the most offensive show at the renaissance festival. I thought that I'd document the actors and the insults I pick up here.
The following are the stage names of participants of vilification tennis:
Thomas O'Dison (Tim Wick) - He's the judge sort of guy. Really funny, even though he's not the one hurling the insults.
Pandgr (Sam Choo) - One of the insulters. He likes simple insults involving race, or just quick, childish comebacks like, "WHORE!" My favorite, above all. He sometimes insults in Korean, and Thomas likes to call him "the Japanese guy."
Owen Dimm (Butch Roy) - This guy is no longer part of Vilification Tennis, because he has his own show now, called "Two Children Left Behind" and that runs over the Villy Tennis times. However, on his way to his own show, he sometimes comes by and randomly insults some of the actors, then runs off.
Hayrold the peasant (BJ Palashewski) - This guy is so incredibly vulgar, and so incredibly funny. Whenever they call him up to play, you know it's gonna be a good show.
Andrew Grant (Matt Allex) - You can't tell from this picture, but this man is a stud. He's the coolest performer up there, and he's got some nasty insults as well. He also stands by the gate at close, standing on a stool. If you're short, maybe you can see what he wears under his kilt. <3
Eric the Taylor (Eric Knight) - He stutters from time to time, but when he delivers a good insult, the opposing team is left reeling on the ground, holding their crotches.
Jack the Fool (Jason Beaudoin) - This guy is just so incredibly weird. He's great on the recieve, though. People make small penis jokes, and he shows off the strange and exaggerated phalic protrusion he's got coming from his crotch on his costume.
Molly McGreevy (Amanda Gordon) - This girl's got a bite. She makes some of the absolute most hilarious jokes at the festival. Also the memorable ones. When I get around to it, you'll find a lot of her jokes here.
Melenkai(?) (Melissa McConnell) - This girl is so crude and so confident when she's up to bat! She'll grind the flat jokes into an opponent if they're female, because she's all but flat...
And I'm missing a bunch more.
Here's some insults. After next weekend, I will acredit those who wrote/used them. (Sometimes the actors get 'em from friends.)
"Your mother's so fat, you could go fishing in her wet spot, and probably catch something."
"You know where I was when Revenge of the Sith came out? Yeah. Having sex!"
"A poll was taken of the Minnesota Renaissance Fair grounds, asking who would sleep with your mother. The results came back, and 93% voted 'No, not again.'"
"Your mother's so fat, they're searching for Osama in one of her folds."
"Your mother is so fat, she has to wear a watch on each wrist. Different timezones."
"Your mother's so fat that when she tries to get up in the morning, she ends up rocking herself back to sleep."
"I gotta admit, you've got balls. Too bad their his smacking you on the face."
"If you had a nickle for every time you've pleasured someone, you'd be in debt."
"You know how some people will smoke after sex? When someone's through with you, they run out back and eat grass instead."
"At least you've got a great personality... Wanna be friends?"
"Wanna know the first thing your mother did this morning? Rolled over and gave me a kiss."
"For the last time, 'baa' means 'no!'"
"You're so stupid, you thought sheepdog was the best of both worlds!"
"You're the only one I know who taught their dog to sit, stay, and fetch the skippy."
"You wore a condom to church so you could come to Jesus."
"You know what this woman hears after sex? 'That'll do, pig. That'll do.'"
"You're so stupid, you thought data entry was Star Trek porn."
"Whore!"
"I hate you!"
"You know, your boddess fits better backwards than it does forwards."
"There's some squirrels who thought they would store their nuts in this woman's chest. Too bad they'll starve this winter."
"Look everyone, it's the Polly Shore of the Renaissance Festival!"
"As a child, your favorite ride at Disney World was Goofy. Hyuk hyuk hyuk."
"You know what this man often hears after sex? 'Hm... Maybe I am a lesbian.'"
"Your mother has had so many facelifts, she now has a curly black beard."
"You think I was born this way? Nuh-uh! I just can't keep my eyes open around you, you're so ugly!" |
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| Post #1 - Unwired |
[Sep. 13th, 2005|11:36 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | indifferent | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Maid Who Sold Her Barley - Deanta | ] |
First LJ entry thing.
Let's see... I've never been good at treating a public forum as a sort of... diary, so I'll keep the emotional dribble out of this, and take this time to introduce my situation.
Well, everyone but me has a LiveJournal, so I decided I should get one and fit in! Hooray! Conformity! o.o;
So, here I am. LJful once again. Eons ago, I had one. I strayed away from it as I was... about 13, and there was a lot of emotional junk going around. I think I mainly strayed because half my class wanted to kill me 'cause I jokingly bit my friend a little too hard, and made her cry.
Ah~ Those were the good ol' days of puberty!
Poof! Now I am an adult. Well, legally an adult at least. You'd think otherwise if you'd have seen me on my 18th birthday. I was at the local Renaissance Festival with my best friend, and was looking for anything I could do on the fair grounds as an 18 year old that I couldn't do as a 17 year old. Eventually I stumbled across a cigar pavilion sort of thing. I bought the cheapest and tastiest (Mm... Vanilla) cigar I could find. It took me a while to figure out how to work the thing.
See, I was a good kid, never smoked before 18, except once when I was 12. I hated it. Never touched it again. I still have yet to drink as well. >.> (Loser.)
So, I figured out how to puff on this cigar, and I look to my friend and say "Hey, look! I'm a dragon!" And puff out. She gives me this... piteous look and tells me, "You may be 18, but you're still a child mentally. You shouldn't be smoking that."
Ah, good times.
These days, I have reason for concern. I'm jobless and in my freshman year of college. My mother still treats me as a child, and she decided to punish me on account of my currently jobless situation by taking away my main outlet of recreation. The internet.
I realize I need a job, but no one is hiring. There's not a lot I can do. So, to keep myself from tearing out my hair from boredom, I stay after school and mess around with their computers and their internet. In fact, I am at school this very moment. I still have plenty of use for a netless computer, however.
Behold, I am Kaahi the Sly, maker of cute little avatars. --> Kaahi's Animated Avatar List
I'm currently actually making a movie thinger. It starts with the real 3D model for Galkor in a Dream Hat (Santa Hat) walking towards the camera with the Coca-Cola Holiday song. Then Kaahi, then Diamondelle, then the entire cast used in every single avatar, as sprites, wearing Dream Hats...
Well, that's where I am now. So, hopefully I can complete it and please the public with my avatars of hilarity.
Anyways, that's what's going down. Next Monday, I go to Scottish Country Dancing class in Minneapolis. Whoo~! Sounds fun, huh? I could end up working at the fest next year. ^.~
Don't have much else to say. I have class in 20 minutes or so, with Katie/Kate, who I shall obtain LJ layout... codey thingers from to make this LJ purdy. Until then, hooray for a generic pre-loaded layout!! |
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